I tend to blog about the hard stuff...so thought I'd lighten the mood with some of M's great one liners and random moments.
During An Adventure Walkaka walking the dog
Foster Mom: You're a good navigator
M: I'm not an alligator!
After Kid's Church
Foster Mom: Did you make any friends at kids church?
M: No! They were boring and picked their noses.
Cough Cough
Foster Mom: Oh no! Are you feeling sick?
M: No but the bunny in my throat is.
Foster Mom: What??
M: My mom told me there's a bunny in my throat.
After Getting Her Haircut
M: "I looked in the mirror and am really embarrassed!"
Nap Time Lurker
M: The dog just pooped in my bed and it's disgusting.
Night Time Pee
I went to tuck M in, who was already fast asleep on the floor.
She didn't go potty so I asked her to get up and go.
She went over and sat in her desk chair.
Yikes!
At The Movies
One of the trailers was Justin Bieber's Never Say Never.
M yelled for the whole theater to hear: Wow, Justin did so good!"
Apparently they are best friends.
Boy Crazy 4 Year Old
Foster Mom: Hmmm..maybe you could go to college first, then get married.
M: Ok, so I'll be way older than you, like fifteen thirty. I'll name my husband Justin....Justin...Bieber.
Want some more randomness? Check out - Now Laugh! Part 1.
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